Let’s be honest: we all have that one mate whose right arm is significantly more muscular than his left. This is the gift he deserves.
Designed to cause maximum embarrassment at the letterbox and a proper laugh in the pub, this kit is the ultimate stitch-up for stags, birthdays, or just because you’re a bit of a legend.
Forget "discreet packaging." This mailer comes plastered with bold, cheeky text that’ll have your postie smirking and your neighbours gossiping over the fence. It arrives exactly as it is—no outer box, just pure, unadulterated public shame.
Inside you'll find an actual 10 pack of our legendary Wank Wipes. Also, why just make a mess when you can make it a sport? We also include a bespoke Target Practice Card so he can finally work on his aim. Both basic and expert levels included on the double-sided card. Perfect for the man who fancies himself a bit of a marksman but usually ends up hitting the radiator. Once he's finished, the matt-laminated card will instead be glossy!
Perfect For:
- Stag Do's
- Mate-to-Mate Banter
- That teenager in your house that's "just discovered himself"
- Husband or boyfriends, cos you're sick of cleaning those crusty socks
- Dads, sons, brothers, keeping the embarrassment in the family
- That work colleague you don't hate, but wanna see red-faced
Note to the Recipient: We know you’re going to use them. Just try not to get any on the carpet, yeah?
Hit the buy button to send a bit of "self-help" their way!
APPLE PAY AND GPAY USERS: REMEMBER TO ENTER THE RECIPIENT'S NAME ADDRESS AS THE DELIVERY ADDRESS, OTHERWISE, IT WILL GET SENT TO YOU!