{"product_id":"used-panties-prank-package-1","title":"Used Panties Prank Package","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur world-famous, hilarious, high quality panty greeting cards are great for birthdays, anniversaries, etc, or even just to show that you are thinking of someone. \u003cstrong\u003eThey even stand up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFirst impressions are everything! To make this prank highly effective, we've designed an awesome, hilarious label, which we think anyone would believe has come from a real used panties company. We now include the option for you to choose from one of our new panty-shaped greeting cards to go inside as an alternative to our famous anonymous orange flyer! If you'd like to add a short message, please complete the field above.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're wanting to prank a loved one, work colleague, friend, family member, this prank will be sure to deliver! We've reintroduced the option to even have it signed for, meaning your victim will have to come in contact with their postie... which will certainly be awkward haha.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's included:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe package comes complete with a vibrant, metallic bubble mailer, high quality label, panty lace hanging out the back, and your choice of either one of panty-shaped greeting cards, or our high quality, double-sided anonymous orange flyer... and free 2nd Class postage. You can upgrade to a Signed For service at checkout if you wish.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYou can choose from any of the following messages:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e- The closest you'll get to sniffing chick's juices is eating out at Nando's!\u003cbr\u003e- No fanny in here... just one reading this!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #a10707;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eIf you prefer, you can still send our famous \u003cstrong\u003eanonymous orange flyer\u003c\/strong\u003e that says \"Sorry to disappoint you. No used panties in here. But whoever delivered this to you, now thinks you're weird. Haha!\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Envelope colour may vary from images due to stock availability. Lace colour and length may vary also. Messages not available on the anonymous orange flyers. \u003cstrong\u003eIf no message is added at checkout, your card will be signed as 'from anonymous'.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePayments will show as \u003cstrong\u003eParkstones\/Mi\u003c\/strong\u003e and not Sniff Panties. Otherwise try explaining that to your partner or bank manager.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrent processing times are 1-2 working days (excluding weekends). This does NOT include delivery time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a customised product, so once fulfilled, a refund cannot be issued. Please ensure this is something you wish to order. This does not affect your statutory rights.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #bf0a0a;\"\u003e**THIS PRODUCT IS DESIGNED TO BE SENT STRAIGHT FROM US, TO YOUR INTENDED RECIPIENT, SO PLEASE ENSURE THAT THE RECIPIENT ADDRESS IS COMPLETED IN THE FIELDS ABOVE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #bf0a0a;\"\u003e**\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThis prank is intended for novelty purposes only. It is not for the use of bullying, harassment and other intimidation to intended victim(s) and any use of this will not be tolerated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sniff Panties - The Ultimate Prank","offers":[{"title":"01 - Sniffing Chick's Juices","offer_id":37416645853347,"sku":"","price":5.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"04 - No Fanny In Here...","offer_id":37416645951651,"sku":"","price":5.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"05 - Orange anonymous flyer","offer_id":37416645984419,"sku":"","price":5.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0476\/4270\/6083\/products\/2021_mainJE_1024x1024_2x_27dbb0d6-5846-4e73-9442-5d111530096c.png?v=1639742560","url":"https:\/\/wankwipes.co.uk\/products\/used-panties-prank-package-1","provider":"Wank Wipes - Wipes everything except your internet history!","version":"1.0","type":"link"}