{"title":"Original Sniff Panties Prank","description":"Our first, and most popular product... so far. Choose from either our classic orange flyer, or panty-shaped card, sent in our world-famous Sniff Panties bubble mailer.","products":[{"product_id":"used-panties-prank-package-1","title":"Used Panties Prank Package","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur world-famous, hilarious, high quality panty greeting cards are great for birthdays, anniversaries, etc, or even just to show that you are thinking of someone. \u003cstrong\u003eThey even stand up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFirst impressions are everything! To make this prank highly effective, we've designed an awesome, hilarious label, which we think anyone would believe has come from a real used panties company. We now include the option for you to choose from one of our new panty-shaped greeting cards to go inside as an alternative to our famous anonymous orange flyer! If you'd like to add a short message, please complete the field above.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're wanting to prank a loved one, work colleague, friend, family member, this prank will be sure to deliver! We've reintroduced the option to even have it signed for, meaning your victim will have to come in contact with their postie... which will certainly be awkward haha.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's included:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe package comes complete with a vibrant, metallic bubble mailer, high quality label, panty lace hanging out the back, and your choice of either one of panty-shaped greeting cards, or our high quality, double-sided anonymous orange flyer... and free 2nd Class postage. You can upgrade to a Signed For service at checkout if you wish.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYou can choose from any of the following messages:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e- The closest you'll get to sniffing chick's juices is eating out at Nando's!\u003cbr\u003e- No fanny in here... just one reading this!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #a10707;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eIf you prefer, you can still send our famous \u003cstrong\u003eanonymous orange flyer\u003c\/strong\u003e that says \"Sorry to disappoint you. No used panties in here. But whoever delivered this to you, now thinks you're weird. Haha!\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Envelope colour may vary from images due to stock availability. Lace colour and length may vary also. Messages not available on the anonymous orange flyers. \u003cstrong\u003eIf no message is added at checkout, your card will be signed as 'from anonymous'.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePayments will show as \u003cstrong\u003eParkstones\/Mi\u003c\/strong\u003e and not Sniff Panties. Otherwise try explaining that to your partner or bank manager.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrent processing times are 1-2 working days (excluding weekends). This does NOT include delivery time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a customised product, so once fulfilled, a refund cannot be issued. Please ensure this is something you wish to order. This does not affect your statutory rights.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #bf0a0a;\"\u003e**THIS PRODUCT IS DESIGNED TO BE SENT STRAIGHT FROM US, TO YOUR INTENDED RECIPIENT, SO PLEASE ENSURE THAT THE RECIPIENT ADDRESS IS COMPLETED IN THE FIELDS ABOVE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #bf0a0a;\"\u003e**\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThis prank is intended for novelty purposes only. It is not for the use of bullying, harassment and other intimidation to intended victim(s) and any use of this will not be tolerated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sniff Panties - The Ultimate Prank","offers":[{"title":"01 - Sniffing Chick's Juices","offer_id":37416645853347,"sku":"","price":5.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"04 - No Fanny In Here...","offer_id":37416645951651,"sku":"","price":5.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"05 - Orange anonymous flyer","offer_id":37416645984419,"sku":"","price":5.29,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0476\/4270\/6083\/products\/2021_mainJE_1024x1024_2x_27dbb0d6-5846-4e73-9442-5d111530096c.png?v=1639742560"},{"product_id":"used-sex-toy-mail-prank","title":"Used Sex Toy Mail Prank","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur new, even more hilarious, high-quality prank is here! Great for pranking friends, family, the wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend who is home waiting for the postie — pretty much anyone. Even if they don’t embarrass easily, this’ll be sure to change that!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs usual with our pranks, first impressions are everything! They’ve gotta be convincing for them to work, which is why we ensure they are designed to the highest quality (no home printer and Comic Sans font used here). Anyone receiving this would actually be convinced that it’s come from a real used sex toy company!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur full-colour, double-sided, printed bubble mailers are the initial prank, but the fun doesn’t stop there! Inside the bulging, engorged-shaped mailer is some Haribos inside, and also a customer receipt and warranty card for their new, used sex toy… well, not quite… more like a sparkly little glitter explosion! Who knew that glitter and used toys would make recycling sexy!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach Used Sex Toy prank comes with 2nd class postage included as standard, but there are options for both Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 with Signatures for maximum effectiveness! The postie is most definitely gonna be laughing inside, avoiding eye contact! Haha!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOver the years, we've had so many people copy our pranks, and to be honest, they look ridiculously poor and utterly shit! Some crappy sticker design made in Microsoft Word or Paint, from their home printer, stuck on a box — hardly believable and doesn't fool anyone! \u003cstrong\u003eWith us, you always get the highest quality in both the design and the prank itself!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(202, 34, 103);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHAT'S WHY WE'RE NUMBER ONE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(202, 34, 103);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIF PAYING VIA APPLE PAY OR GPAY, DO NOT FORGET TO CHANGE THE SHIPPING ADDRESS TO THE RECIPIENT'S!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sniff Panties - The Ultimate Prank","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44820379697315,"sku":"50","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0476\/4270\/6083\/files\/ust_2.png?v=1721227421"}],"url":"https:\/\/wankwipes.co.uk\/collections\/classic-sniff-panties-prank.oembed","provider":"Wank Wipes - Wipes everything except your internet history!","version":"1.0","type":"link"}